What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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