Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
