who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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