it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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