Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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