Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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