ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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