Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my being single is dangerous.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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