I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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