Just fell off a train. Bad.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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