You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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