Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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