remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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