I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
this will be a night to untag.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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