he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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