Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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