He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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