either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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