well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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