apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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