so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Green mimosas i think yes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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