She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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