rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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