i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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