I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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