so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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