Already got asked if we're dating
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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