Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We need a shit load of segways right now
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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