"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We just shotgunned beers for America
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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