OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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