Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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