"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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