apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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