You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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