Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
