I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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