I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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