AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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