If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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