dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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