Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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