Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
ok first of all what the fuck
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