17 year olds will be the death of me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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