in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The Olympian is in my bed
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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