So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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