Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize