discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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