I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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