Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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