Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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