There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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